i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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