all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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