Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
