My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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