Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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