its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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