no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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