Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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