I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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