Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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