Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I want to make a zoo with you.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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