My cat gives me a boner
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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