38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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