at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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