what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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