HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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