strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize