Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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