The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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