awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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