tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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