your room smells of hookers.
And success
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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