I'm gonna have a badass scar
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I am available for nakedness
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Randomize
