i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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