I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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