But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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