Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Farmville is her only friend.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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