I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
