I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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