She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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