I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
