Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
