There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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