Christians are straight up FREAKS
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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