so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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