we're blogging at a bar
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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