i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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