it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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