woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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