i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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