And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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