I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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