I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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