It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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