Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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