we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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