Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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