i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
