sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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