I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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