I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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