Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Randomize
