i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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