You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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